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To go to warped tour or not

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suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

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So the restaurant I’m in has wifi so obviously I’m on my phone instead if talking to my family

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glovehand:

i don’t think the stars pr team really thought letting tyler seguin have his twitter back through all the way

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then again i don’t think there’s any way to prepare for this

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edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

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llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

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oujiero:

why double dipping isnt actually a problem:

  • if i want some more dip im getting some and u aint gonna be a lil bitch about it

(Source: tamakissu, via butdallywinston)

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visvxl:

Manhattan at 6 a.m.

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tortillas:

wartortles:

but what happened in 2012

puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year

(Source: wildthingsandrippedjeans, via butdallywinston)

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teamtuukkarask:

"Do you want something from Dunks?"
The mating call of New Englanders

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idaholy:

Lorde means so much to me

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massholehackey:

light of my life

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acutelesbian:

A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s alright on the weekends, but throughout the week I’m your son’s teacher.” He walked out without another word.

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